Sneeze and a half

In light of passing the week anniversary, today is 8 days since the procedure, thought I could spend a few words on symptoms and observations.

Short version: try not to sneeze. It hurts.

Long version:

Every day is a little different, generally with less and less bad stuff. Same as before the surgery, the mornings are better than the evenings. I got bruising, I got aches. Piercing pain tends to hit around 4pm.

A growing problem is the plastic wrap thing--imagine a big clear sticker. I imagine it was placed on my (shaved) skin at the end of the procedure by two people: one to stretch out the area and the other to apply it. At first, due to the swelling, it was pretty smooth. But now the swelling has gone down to about 25% of how it used to be, so the plastic is rippling and the edges are more stiff. I get a whole range of sensations; my hair is growing back but is trapped underneath the plastic. It's like beard itch and a bandaid slowly peeling off at the same time. ... The blood that had leaked and pooled under the plastic is now all dry--so that's also a bit odd. Looking forward to my appointment next Monday to get the plastic off and that stuff finally cleaned.

I'm depleting my medicine cabinet pretty quickly. The anti-inflammatory diclofenac that I got when leaving the hospital ran out the third back home. Now I'm doing acetaminophen for pain and sometimes ibuprofen for swelling.

I can't laugh, can't cough.. and sneezing hurts. I've had two sneezing events since the surgery. One of them was a half sneeze--somehow I stiffled it. Yesterday I had a 3/4 sneeze, and it nearly knocked me out!! I had a throbbing pain for the rest of the day. ..if my procedure happened during the spring time, I'd definitely take anti-allergy (loratadine). Sneeze risk a serious deal.

... but I should add, not everything is bad. Not sure if it's due to stress relief, an unobstructed pathway now that my small intestine is where it should be, or the cleansing effect of hospital food, but ... well, hopefully I can be indirect about what I mean. Very efficient use of time on the toilet.

Edit: Forgot to mention two things. #1) There was some internal leakage during the procedure, resulting in dark coloration of the back/rear side of my right scrotal sac. (Same side as the hernia.) That discoloration is now gone. I wasn't checking it every day, but I guess it was the first bruising to appear and recover. #2) My Dad experienced numbness near his incision, but I never did. I can feel through the plastic pretty well.