On your next long distance international route plane crash, please remember to read your "how to hopefully not die next time" information placard. I sure did! And I noticed something very important.
You must use the Force to open the emergency door. See Figure 2. The caption reads as follows:
"Calmly walk to the nearest exit door. 1. Lift the metal handle, then stretch out with your feelings. 2. Size matters not; slide the metal door to the side with your mind. To look extra magical, extend your hand palm down towards the door, as if shooting your Force from there. Finally, dispense trivially with any nearby combat droids before proceeding to step 3."
Of course it's possible I got it all wrong; he could be doing Kung Fu on the door. What's your take?
3 comments:
I definitely think they intend for you to use the force. I've tried it many times (not on an airplane door) but other family members and it has yet to work.
"you will pick up your socks" "you're ready to go to bed" "you love obeying mommy"
Just kidding :)
TMM
Guess the downside of a public blog is spam comments. The first three comments here were links to amazing business opportunities. If you are interested, of course I have some amazing business opportunities of my own I can tell you about.
..if this level of spam keeps up, I'm going to enable "type this word to prove that you're not a spam program". Hope it's not a drag for too many folks!
no prob Lance. I may have been the only one who read those amazing job opportunities. They almost sold me on one of them. :)
TMM
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