fun with Jpn -> Eng translation

Just wanted to share a bit of my daily goodness, obtained by translating this page regarding hospital readmissions from Japanese to English using Google's free translator. (And I'll date myself by admitting I used to do the same thing for fun using AltaVista..)


Re-examination of
The ministry said in principle with a reservation system. Book a visit, if not, can not be consultation during the day.
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If re-examination
Automatic re-examination of the patient's procedure for accepting machines. Plane tickets to the information desk in consultation please.

• Reception from the old machine votes and calling card is in consultation. Either you do not forget to KUDASAI.
• Pass a physical examination and consultation vote calling card to put aside the old machine accepting the folder available please be transparent.
• Accepting the aircraft surrounded by people who volunteer, and the patient was also embarrass immediate help.

So.. what would YOU do upon entering the hospital? Hint: it has nothing to do with voting. Or aircraft surrounded by volunteers...